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    Saturday, January 28th, 2012
    1:35 pm
    preggy doodleness
    One of the counselors at my 'home is pregnant. (Like, noticeably so. The little drooling blob is due in early April.) Proving that I can link anything in my life to a video game, I have been doodling preggy!Lucrecia a whole lot. Sometimes I draw her nude.
    (...What can I say, I enjoy naked women.)

    Current Mood: not pregnant
    Current Music: Nirvana - Opinion
    Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
    2:14 pm
    meri kurisumasu
    Whee, I got STUFF today! Including Season Six of House on DVD, and a CD of Vast playing 'Touched' as a single. As a few people know, that song is about my most totally favorite in the entire freaking universe.
    Found it at a Salvation Army thrift store.
    This is reason enough to let my father explain things to me at great length. Yes, for a song that lasts just under four minutes and may or may not be my love song to Seymour Guado (for Chrissakes do not ask).
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! =^^.=

    Current Mood: musical. fruity. not beanish
    Current Music: Blood Brothers - Peacock Skeleton with Crooked Feathers
    Saturday, November 26th, 2011
    1:26 pm
    stupid rich. and very squooshy.
    The grandparents took me to IHOP for lunch and gave me lots and lots of money to buy things with. Like, fifty bucks. Apparently they just went to the bank and said "Give us a packet of dollars!" The $$$ were wrapped around a zebra-print squish pillow, and I just went "!" in joy.
    I suspect I shall end up buying five volumes or so of Angel Sanctuary. I want to see what Setsuna does with Alexiel's boobage. =^^=

    Current Mood: rich
    Current Music: The Dears - Lost in the Plot
    Sunday, October 16th, 2011
    3:19 pm
    kaboom
    "Pairings that make my brain literally claw at the inside of my skull - Hojo x Vincent," I said. Also, Vincent suddenly becoming Chaos in the middle of sex? NOT SUCH A HOT IDEA.

    Current Mood: frightened
    Current Music: Cam'ron - Killa Cam (the idiot next to me is listening to it)
    Sunday, October 2nd, 2011
    2:09 pm
    is it stupid? oh yeah. is it natural? it could be natural.
    Soooooo Jill, Odie and I are watching season 1 of Supernatural. YOU ALL KNOW WHERE THIS LEADS.



    "I like how he's burly and pretty."
    "Which one?"
    "Blondie, I assume? Sam ain't burly."
    *several minutes later*
    "...Blondie? He's not blond!"
    "Yeah, I... I just realized that."

    "Don't go to the bathrooooooom."
    "Poop outsiiiiiiide!"
    "Words Dean loves to hear!"

    "WOULD SOMEONE CUT THAT CHILD'S HAIR."
    "This is a frequent problem on this show, I'm sorry to tell you. Children who deeply need haircuts."
    "That's almost a form of child abuse!"
    "CUT IT, THEY'LL GET SNOT IN IT. CHILDREN ARE AWFUL."
    "You are too old to be that androgynous."
    "Or... too young."
    "There's a time in a child's life when you should be able to look at them and know. Then they can go back to being ambiguous. This is what I believe."

    "God dammit, woman, we said poop outside!"
    "...She's going to poop in the tub??"
    "I hope not, this is a family show."

    "He had these eyes..."
    "Eyes?!"
    "These black eyes..."
    "Black eyes?"
    "Black guys?"
    "On a plane?!"
    "GASPPPP"

    "She'll flinch at the name of God."
    "God, I need a drink!"
    "Jesus, thank you for giving me one."
    "Praise Allah!"
    "Yahweh...taminute. ...No, that didn't work."

    "So God is not your copilot, is what you're saying?"

    "But why did the holy water eat through his shirt?"
    "His shirt was also possessed."
    "That was a different demon. A shirt demon."
    "God hates cotton-poly blends."

    "Oh, Dean."
    "He pooped inside."
    "That's when the demons come!"
    "When you poop?! Noooooo!"
    "Inside."

    "Well, this explains all those older lady booty calls Dean's been getting."
    "He wasn't looking that gift horse in the mouth, but."
    "More like a gift cougar. Rrowr."

    "WOULD EVERYONE STOP SAYING CANDLE JACK"
    "Everyone stop having so many decorative mirrors in their houses!"

    "Oh no, murdered to Fall Out Boy."
    "An ignoble fate."
    "It's how I assume I'll go."

    "They found her on the bathroom floor."
    "Once again we're back to pooping outside!"

    "Every culture in the world has a myth about pooping outside!"
    "Does a Dean Winchester shit in the woods?"
    "o/~ The first of May, the first of May, outdoor poopin' starts today... o/~"

    [IT JUST GETS FUNNIER TO US THE MORE TIMES WE SAY IT OK]

    "Sam is not Princess Glitterboots, although it would be fun to see Gerard Way ride him."
    "Yeah, I got no problem with that at all."

    "...Was that a monstrance or a lamp?"
    "You're a monstrance!"
    "I don't even know what that is! ...Besides you."
    "It's one of these, bitches!"
    "Oh. ...It was probably a lamp."
    "Knowing these guys?"
    "They're in a hotel!"
    "Unless they brought their own. Have Catholic supplies, will travel!"
    "What, a jaunty travel monstrance?"
    "From REI!"

    "Smash anything that moves."
    "That's his motto!"
    "It's on his business cards."
    "That and 'poop outside.'"
    "First smash, then poop!"
    "That's very important. Do not get those mixed up. TRUST US."

    Twitchy mirror girl attack!
    "You guys, have you heard of this movie, it's from Japan???"
    "Rashomon?"
    "...Yes, that one."

    "I do enjoy how this series is all like, 'I SURE HOPE WE SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!'"
    "Press A, Sam!"
    "ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM, SAM!"
    "THEY KILLED YOUR FAMILY!"

    "Dogs can have a keen sense for the supernatural. Maybe Fido saw something."
    "Let's dress up like dogs and ask him!"
    "Shit, I would pay to see that. ... ... ...I mean, I'm not a furry! You're a furry."

    "You know, a lot of cultures believe that a photograph can catch a glimpse of the soul."
    "A lot of cultures believe that you can Photoshop anything. Sam."

    "MAKE OUT."
    "Happy ending!"
    "Yeah, the last 35 minutes of the episode are just the same Asian dude making out with himself."
    "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH"
    "Highest-rated episode ever."

    Sam goes through garbage cans.
    "Hmm, sandwich!"

    "Well, there's another way to go. Down."
    "Dean is an expert on going ... "
    "Going down, yes."
    "No, the pause was important!"

    "HOOK MAN SAYS NO"
    "HOOK MAN DISAPPROVES OF SIGNAGE."
    "Nine mile road? More like -- ... "
    "...You got nothing, huh."
    "Yeah, I was hoping something would come to me."

    "None of these children have ever been to Snopes, this is all completely new to them."
    "'On Snopes it was a dog!'"

    "Next video game crossover: Metal Gear."
    "Every culture in the world has a myth about genome soldiers!"
    "Every culture in the world has a myth about fighting shirtless on top of a giant robot."
    "My god, it's true!"

    "You can't let this keep you down! Get back out there and be a slut! Like meeeee!"
    "We can't be interracial best buds if you're not a slut!"
    "*sigh* I'll try, Chocolate Bear."

    "Originally this show was called Snopesernatural."

    "No, no, if you're killiing prostitutes, it should always be a prime number. ... ... What?"

    "More like... prostitute mile road!"
    "...Shut up."
    "Oh yeah, that payoff was a looooong time coming."

    "Don't go through her underwear drawer."
    "Sam's like, why would I do that? I don't need her underwear!"
    "It wouldn't even fit!"
    "He's like a giant, so I'm assuming the average panty would make it up to, like... mid-thigh."
    "My hips are much shapelier than hers!"
    "Like, one pair for each ball."
    "...That is a piquant image."

    "We rehearsed this!!"
    "All those years of synchronized swimming, finally paying off."
    "You throw me the idol, and I'll throw you the whip!"

    "I know, we're leaving town."
    "No, I ... I was going to say don't leave town."
    "But now you've made it awkward, I feel weird."
    "Yeah, I don't know how to do it now without looking dumb. I... I need to talk to my therapist."

    "They gave him a gender-ambiguous name because it wasn't clear at first."
    "Some trouble, ah, descending."
    "Yeah, Sam was born with vague genitalia."

    "Any of this blowing up your skirt?"
    "...What?"
    "Your skirt. You have one. Because you're a lady."
    "What? Why would you say that?"
    "Because you have a vagina. I saw it. ...It was on your birth certificate."
    "Yeah, you should really clean it off."
    "Some doctors wrote some really interesting papers! On the subject of your vagina. ... There was a Lifetime movie! About the question of your vagina. The Question of Sam's Vagina. .. It starred Meredith Baxter-Birney. ... ... *whispered* As your vagina. ... ... I went to a place."

    "I carried you out the front door."
    "Did I write something sexy about that?"
    "...He was a baby! That's not sexy!"
    "That wasn't sexy, his genitalia were still ambiguous."
    "Dean likes 'em ambiguous."
    "He likes them rigidly defined."
    "Emphasis on rigid."
    "And emphasis on defined! So really, everything's emphasized."

    "Doesn't this always happen to the girl?"
    "The tentacle-rape? Yeah."
    "Oh no, is he going to get a plug stuck up his butt?"
    "Heh, a butt-plug."
    "Yeah, and then the lamp lit up! It was weird!"

    "You know, maybe what's-his-face just doesn't know how to act... familial affection. It just, you know, gets weird every time."
    "Yeah, you're probably right. He just sort of gives everyone bedroom eyes."

    "You know what this makes me think of? Remember that time we talked about your vague genitalia?"
    "Vaguely!"
    "GOOD ONE"

    "They do stay in sexy hotels!"
    "They only ever use one bed. ...No, that is untrue."
    "Dean sleeps just in boxers, and Sam sleeps macho. ...That is when he just wears a t-shirt, also known as 'shirt-cocking.'"
    "Together they make one naked man, and one sort-of clothed one!"
    "They only have one set of pajamas, they just split it."

    "Shirt-cocking is a hilarious word. Not attractive, though."
    "No, not on dudes. Super-hot on ladies, but on dudes..."
    "On dudes it just looks like a two-year-old running away from a diaper change. WHEEEEEEEE!"
    "That is Dean's character note."
    "What, two-year-old running away from a diaper change? ...because he wants to POOP OUTSIDE!"

    "Yeah, Dean's my favorite."
    "We seem to be Team Dean, on this couch."
    "Let's get shirts made!"
    "...But no pants."

    "Show me your RAGE!"
    "Fortunately he doesn't turn into a sexy girl who tries to choke Dean."
    "Because he would totally fall for that."
    "Yeah, he'd just unzip his pants."
    "There goes your life bar, Dean!! ...if you know what I mean."

    "See?!"
    "I made my comment based on fact. Shirt-cocking."
    "Sleeping macho."
    "...Wait, does he have a unicorn on his shirt?!"
    *we have to pause*
    *sadly, it was just a dog*

    "Sleeping macho!"
    "It looks like they both are today."
    "Oh, they are! It caught on!"

    "You're a priest, you're not supposed to eat wieners!"
    "Yeah, that's like the first rule."
    "No it's not."
    "It's, believe in God... don't eat wieners."
    "...So it's the second rule."

    "Can we talk to you outside?"
    "Outside... so it must be about pooping."
    "You ever been on a proper pooping trip, son?"
    "Let the priests show you."

    "I... can't write that down."
    "It's not racist, it's funny!"
    "IT COULD BE BOTH."
    "Too true!"

    [NOTE: NO, KIDS. NO IT COULDN'T. STAY IN SCHOOL.]

    "Oh, in the closet and having visions of your brother. The jokes write themselves!"

    "That is an awesome hotel."
    "It's like the hotel at the end of The Hole, actually."
    "Oh, yeah, with the goat!"
    "Now there's a crossover."

    "You know what happens when you split the party, boys!"
    "Sam gets kidnapped. ...OH NO, SPOILEEEEERRS. Yeah, here's your spoiler for the rest of the series: SAM GETS KIDNAPPED."
    "He's just a little girl~!"

    "You shouldn't be gay for yourself, Dean."
    "Dean is nothing if not gay for himself."
    seconds later
    "...You just wanted me to write that down because you wanted my cocoa."

    "Your alarm's about as useful as boobs on a man."
    "I don't know, that sounds pretty useful."
    "Dean looks at Sam's chest, sighs."
    "Someday. We'll find a genie."
    "Just keep putting estrogen in his food."

    "Bitchberg?! Don't go to Bitchberg!"
    "It's Dean's hometown."
    "...Who are you kidding, it's Sam's hometown."
    "...Yeah."

    "That sign should be vandalized constantly."
    "It already has been! Normally it says the right name of the town."
    "Yeah, and now it says Fitchberg. Psht."

    "You know I'm not stupid."
    "But you're not bright either."

    "MILK!!!!"
    "MY ONE WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU KNOOOOW"

    "And fix that crucifix!"
    "That's not a crucifix."
    "She's blind!"
    "...Then how does she know it's upside down?"
    "Because people keep thinking she's a witch!"

    Dean and Sam watch a child's bedroom
    "...It looked for a second like Dean was eating popcorn."
    "'I love this show!'"
    "DEAN."
    "Baaaaaaaaaanned."

    "Now we're gonna leave and you can explain this to your mom."
    "Yeah, have fun."
    "Bye!"
    "There are lots of shell casings and broken stuff lying around... but that's normal for when you leave, right, Mom? ...I fixate on dumb things. Like that Dean just put the keys to the trunk in the trunk."

    "That's not going to work, you guys. Why didn't you just bring the whole frame?"
    "It's heavy! We had to jump over stuff!"
    "Sam. I hear your vagina talking."
    "It's got sand in it."
    "Whoa. WHOA. Whoooa."

    "So we need to know everything about that creepy-ass family in that creepy-ass painting."
    "I moved around the hyphens and it was funnier."

    "Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh. ...... Oh, nothing, I'm just reading the Wikipedia entry on 'cock throwing'."

    "Well, this is so not titillating."
    "Yeah, now we're both just covered in ketchup."
    "I'm so unaroused, I"m still thinking about secondary sets of teeth... and katakana tattoos that make no sense... and why Dean threw the keys to the trunk in the trunk!"

    "At some point, I stopped being your father. I became your--"
    "Grandfather! ...It was complicated."

    "She is! She's a blonde Romulan!"
    "A blondeulan."
    "I just like that as soon as I said that, you were both like, 'Of course!'"

    "Great, now we're at war with Romulus."
    "Not again!"
    "Aren't we in the neutral zone?"

    "Dean wouldn't know what to do with a home."
    "Or school."
    "He poops outside!"
    "Man, I bet he does. He poops outside all the time. Underneath the tray of guns in the trunk is just a giant roll of toilet paper."
    "Thing of hand sanitizer..."
    "The road emergency kit, if you know what I mean."
    "He also has flares he puts out! So no one comes near."
    "Poop-flares! ...I'M SORRY, THE WORD POOP IS FUNNY."

    "There's only four of these in the world."
    "So don't eat them."
    "I said don't!"
    "That's why you can't just keep them in an Altoids tin. Dean wouldn't know the difference."
    "Mm, curiously strong!"
    "And everything comes down to poop again."

    Odie comes back from the bathroom.
    "Did Dean do his really gay thing yet?"
    "What, taking a baby?"
    "Existing?"
    "No, his really gay thing with the gun."
    "What, licking it? I don't know what you're talking about."
    a certain character appears onscreen, not dead yet
    "...Oh, no, he didn't, never mind."

    "I may be blind, but I can still see storm's a-brewin'!"
    "Bobby does sort of fulfill the 'Toots' role in this show."
    "Well, he's clearly Sam and Dean's blind foster grandpa."

    "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
    "I'll kiss your mother with that mouth! ..This mouth. Shit!"
    "Rrgh! I had that one!"

    spreadeagled Jeffrey Dean Morgan tied to a bed!
    "Show? Show. I wonder about you, show."
    "It's a little gay. It's, it's experimenting!"
    "It's at that stage of its life, I guess."
    "Every show goes through a period, usually late in its first season..."

    "Dean's like, I've had this dream. I don't want to talk about it."
    "Why did I bring it up? Fuck!"
    "Okay, don't say everything you think. ...Shit!"
    "And he might be possessed, say 'Cristo.'"
    "Whisper it in his ear."
    "You do it, Dean."
    "Wh-why would you assume I want to do it??"
    "...Sam, you can stop dribbling on your father's chest now."
    "EVERYTHING HAS JUST GONE WRONG HERE."
    "This happens every Thanksgiving!"

    "Everyone died, the end!"
    "Yup, spoilers! Season 2 is all just clip shows."

    Current Mood: enthralled
    Current Music: Richard Swift - Mexico
    Saturday, August 6th, 2011
    1:47 pm
    pocky pocky pocky
    My dad brought me two packages of strawberry Pocky today. I am happy.

    Current Mood: content
    Current Music: Tom Waits - Better Off Without a Wife
    Saturday, June 25th, 2011
    2:14 pm
    It would be pretty good to be in New York right now.

    Current Mood: cheerfully homosexual
    Current Music: Elbow - Leaders of the Free World
    Thursday, June 9th, 2011
    2:02 pm
    i loves me some Persona 2.
    This is one of those times when I realize that Atlus and all its occult output has eaten my fucking brain. I've just run into Eriko (I REFUSE to call her Ellen) and absorbed her into my party. I junked Nike right away, because no offense, Eriko, but your starter Persona sucks diseased incubus dick. Nemesis is waaaaay better. (A vitality boost at level-up is your friend.)
    I got Nemesis a Frei spell when I made her, because Baofu is using Hel, and nuke fusion spells rock. =^^=
    Anyway. I bet none of that made any sense.
    ...I like to pretend that the cat in this icon is Shiki.

    Current Mood: perky
    Current Music: Warren Zevon - Keep Me in Your Heart
    Sunday, May 22nd, 2011
    2:45 pm
    swaaaaaag~
    Well, it seems like I have gotten quite a bit of my stuff back from my parents. Mmmm, FFX. Mmmm, Persona 2. Mmmm, Weiss Kreuz DVDs. Mmmm, Trigun DVD. Mmmm, Dungeons & Dragons geekbooks.
    Yummy yummy yum.

    Current Mood: perky
    Current Music: Matthew Herbert & Dani Siciliano - Everybody Here Wants You
    Saturday, April 16th, 2011
    2:36 pm
    playing P3 again
    Well, I've decided to have another go at Persona 3. This time, I am going to accept all of Elizabeth's requests, dammit.
    I'm laughing so hard at Shinjiro and Akihiko's ambiguously gay friendship. Too bad Shinjiro has to die, since I like the little >[-ing bastard. All the characters I like have such shitty survival rates.
    Ah well. I'm going to run off and fuse Pale Rider so I can have a Persona who kills things with a scythe. =^^=

    Current Mood: busy
    Current Music: The Elected - Fireflies in a Steel Mill
    Saturday, March 5th, 2011
    2:10 pm
    the other ends of P4
    I played the rest of the rest of Persona 4 recently, and got the good and the true endings. Yaaaay! Also, I got to summon Vishnu, the ultimate Temperance Persona. He's cool--he has four arms and a silly headdress, plus Mabufudyne and Sukunda (though I have no earthly idea where the second came from).
    My party for killin' the Boss of All Bosses was the main character, Naoto, Yosuke, and Yukiko. I think I did pretty OK, since everybody dies at the end of that fight no matter how well you've been beating her creepy millipede ass. But then you get to escape hell and smack her with Izanagi-no-Okami, so that answers that.

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: Billie Burke Estate - Misery
    Saturday, January 29th, 2011
    1:22 pm
    my PS2 has gone kaput.
    Well, I tried to play Season 5 of House on DVD a few weeks ago. It will play the first episode on each DVD flawlessly, the next one with maybe a couple of skip-blips, and then it won't play the next two or three at all.
    Then I tried to play House season One, and it took entirely too long to read the disc, so I'm writing that one off as a loss.
    Strangely enough, my PS2 will still play games and CDs, so it's not a complete failing of the machine, I guess. =/
    I hope my parents will soon bring my old PS2 games around for, like, my birthday or something. I have a hankering to play Drakengard and set things on fire.

    Current Mood: blah
    Current Music: Goapele - Fly Away
    Saturday, December 18th, 2010
    11:02 am
    Merry Xmas and all that rot...
    Yaaaay me get swag.
    Including, but not limited to...Seasons one and five of House on DVD, a squishy floppy purple penis with cilia and eyeballs, two tutti-frutti candy canes, and a fluffy snowman plushie thing. Personally, I'd have killed to have all my video games back, but I guess I can wait for my birthday in March.

    Current Mood: pleased
    Current Music: Steve Wynn and the Miracle Three - No Tomorrow
    Saturday, November 27th, 2010
    2:29 pm
    remodeled library
    Well, I've just gotten to the local library, and they're remodeling the place. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have garbage bags stretched across the aisles and completely blocking off the first two shelves so I can get at neither Piers Anthony, nor Margaret Atwood, nor Nevada Barr.
    BLARGH.
    Oh, fleep. I guess I'll just leaf through the Richard Jury mysteries and stay far, far away from Stephen King.

    Current Mood: miffed
    Current Music: Moondog - Be a Hobo
    Thursday, September 9th, 2010
    3:52 am
    AHA!
    And ha! ...I have beaten the cube puzzle. Imagine Ashley clinging by his fingertips to the edge of a cube and Sydney tap-dancing on said fingertips, with the poor Riskbreaker's eyes all bugged out and going "OH SHIT."
    Okay, so Sydney wasn't there tapdancing on Ashley's fingertips. But it pretty much was that amount of "OH SHIT." Damn, it took me like 200 tries to make that leap. Ow.
    Afterward, I managed to get back to the Undercity to face a Dullahan. But not before saving! See, sometimes the game people are nice to you.

    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: POD - Mistakes and Glories
    Saturday, August 28th, 2010
    3:08 pm
    i think i may have fucked myself over
    Well, still playing Vagrant Story (which for some reason I keep typing 'Vagrant Stony what the eff). I killed the Sky Dragon, whom I have nicknamed "Bob" for reasons nobody can discern. Including me. I think it may be my dad's fault, because he names everything "Fred." *shrugs*
    I can't make it much farther than that room, because there's a cube-puzzle room immediately after it, which I would somehow have to do backwards. And I really need a crossbow.
    Other than that, I have renamed all my weapons penis euphemisms. I have a spear named My Dick, which I spend a lot of time killing dragons and Blood Lizards with ("I KILL DRAGONS WITH MY DICK!" =3). God, I'm so crass.

    Current Mood: oops
    Current Music: Heather Headley - Back When It Was
    Thursday, August 19th, 2010
    8:41 pm
    minor annoyances
    Well, I'm playing Vagrant Story (yes, again!) and the current brick wall I'm up against is the Sky Dragon in the second section of the Abandoned Mines. I got there via the rear entrance in the Undercity, meaning I actually did mash the Dark Elemental. Whee.
    I really ought to remember to make an earth-element weapon for dragon-killin'. *SIGH*

    Current Mood: thwarted
    Current Music: The Roots - Everybody is a Star
    Monday, July 19th, 2010
    5:42 pm
    owwy owwy owwy
    I went out with the grandparents over the weekend. And now I have a horrible, horrible sunburn on both shoulders. Except for my bathing suit straps, my whole shoulder area is bright red. And it gets worse in the shower, because the hot water hits me like BULLETS.
    AUGH.

    Current Mood: sick
    Current Music: Say Anything - Alive with the Glory of Love
    Saturday, June 26th, 2010
    11:17 am
    ficbit ficbit ficbit
    Ashley Riot was thinking of writing a book: "How to Go Completely Mad in Just Four Days." The only problem he anticipated was in trying to explain where the average reader could produce the zombies and the lizardmen, but it looked like he was going to have plenty of time to think.
    Back to the undercity. Oh, this part was his favorite! Creepy little girl puppets that chase you with knives? He could hardly believe they had ever given him pause. He found that most people (and things, and people-things) tend to be much less tough after a couple good whacks to the head with a blunt object, and he had managed to put together a damn good blunt object for himself.
    He was beginning to suspect that not sleeping and having no one to talk to aside from cultists, crazed knights, and the occasional creepy little girl puppet was not having a positive effect on his health. He knew, however, that now really wasn't the time to worry about that, as he had more pressing matters to attend to. Such as delivering said couple good whacks to the head to said cultists, crazed knights, and creepy litle girl puppets.
    The light in the undercity was bad and tended to make his head hurt. He sat down and leaned back against a wall, rubbing his eyes wearily. It didn't take long for something to find him; he didn't even look up immediately at the now-familiar 'I can't find my shoes, and also, the flesh of my feet seem to be partially liquified' noise that a good half of the local population made when walking. It stopped several feet away from him, and Ashley sighed and lifted his head.
    The gentleman had seen better days. It had also, for that matter, seen days better, since its eyes weren't holding up so well. Its jaw had fallen off and its tongue was half rotten, writhing like an unearthed maggot.
    "Long day, eh?" Ashley asked conversationally.
    "Mmmmmmmuuuuuuhhhhhnnhh."
    "Yes, I know how that is. Well, are you just going to stand there, or are you going to do something?"
    The thing tilted it head at him like a puzzled dog, though most dogs didn't make that horrible cracking noise in the neck. Well, maybe a few of the ones around here did.
    "Come on," Ashley said, motioning for it to come closer.
    "Mmmmmmmuuuuuuhhhhhnnhh?"
    "Come on," he repeated, "I don't feel like getting up."
    He was gaped at for several moments, and the walking corpse shuffled over, making that terrible sound the entire way. Ashley waited until it was within arm's length, and then drew his sword and cut its legs out from underneath it. Once its head was within easy reach, he crushed it with several blows from the hilt.
    "I live to serve," he said tiredly, leaning back against the wall again.

    Current Mood: creative
    Current Music: Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
    Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010
    8:12 pm
    So sometimes I have this problem where if I watch or play something for a really long time, and then I read something afterward, it's basically impossible for me not to picture the people in the thing I'm reading being the people in the thing I was just watching.
    This problem? Has led to some disturbing mishaps now that we keep spending all evening watching House and then I go read over fanfic after Julie goes to bed.
    I'm just saying, Balthier and Fran as played by Jesse Spencer and Lisa Edelstein, respectively, was bad enough, but Hugh Laurie as Basch was WAY too nightmarishly vivid and I may never sleep again.
    ...GOOD NIGHT.

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: Black Sabbath - War Pigs
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